Damn Recession!

‘SHBB faced financial ruin’

               One of the easiest tour reports ever            A token 2 day tournament was held            Normality will return in 2011 when the  

to be written as the SHBB did not            at two local courses much loved by             SHBB return to foreign land’s for our annual

tour abroad this year!                            the SHBB so no excuses for shooting           golf trip and training has already begun!!!  

     Multiple weddings & babies, the          anything less than 49 points on at                   Intense language courses are being planned 
          recession…hell lets even blame                least one day!                                         for at least 5 members of the society as they        

the volcanic ash meant that we                     Well, thank the golfing lord for              face an almost impossible task to learn….….

stayed in 'Old Blighty' this year                giving us Sir Gilly as he stormed                  yes, the beautiful language of Scottish!

     Little did we know England's               to two new SHBB records leaving                    However all is not lost, if we fail to master

worst ever World Cup display was            the rest of the society bewildered as           the art of ‘gibberish’ we can rely on our

yet to come!                                        to how such a brutal swing could                token Scotsman….’Monty’ to translate!

                                                         produce such a magnificent score?!                Bring on the links!!!

                       Tour TV                                                   Tour Football                                                            Tour Food                                                                   

                  ‘Must Watch’                                           ‘FIFA World Cup’                                                  ‘Wot, no buffet’??!!                           

                     Wedding TV                          Forty Four years of hurt continue                      A year off for the SHBB resident                  

             Cash in the attic                        as one of the hot favourites in                             buffet-meister….Sir Gilly!            

                Fitness TV                           England labour to second place in                    The SHBB had to survive on a diet of   

                    QVC                            the group stages before being humped                  the great English fry-up courtesy of       

              Ocean Finance                    4-1 by the old foe Germany in stage2!                       Cranleigh Golf Club and mouth         

                                                          Still, you gotta be in it to win it,                 watering bacon baps courtesy of Rookwood!     
                                                                     eh Scotland…..?!                                Roll on 2011 when normality returns! 



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