SHBB Journal                                                                                                                                                                                                

We’re All Off To Sunny Spain

‘An Here I Go Again On My Own’

               Gilly’s flying down to Spain on his               This year it was every man for              A special mention must be given to Monarch

own, like a hobo he was born to fly        himself the night before which             Airlines for the generous seat pitch in the            

alone, coz he’s made up his mind &       no doubt made Mrs Harrison a             aircraft cabin (no threat of DVT here!!!) as well as

he ain’t wasting no more time!              very happy lady?! J                          for sending DH back to his seat having refused

               One society member had the                  As on previous tours a hearty       him access to the toilet to “break the seal” whilst

usual mother of early starts so a           brekkie was consumed courtesy          the aircraft was still climbing to its cruise altitude!

big ‘high 5’ to Gilly for getting up           of Mr Arthur Guinness however                 The look on DH’s face was a classic and clearly

at 0300 to get his lonesome self           as seen below Mr Ward clearly             only the concentration of not pissing himself saved  

to Manchester Airport for the                a morning thirst and possibly              the flight attendants life from losing his life!!

solitary flight to Spain, shame!!            needs to seek professional advice!             The SHBB’s third tour was now up & running!!


                                                                                 The tour virgin quenching his thirst!!!
                                                                   
                                                                                      Courtesy of Alcoholics Anonymous

Tour TV                                              Tour Football                                                      Tour Food                                                      Tour Quotes

‘Must Watch’                              ‘Confederations Cup’                                            ‘How Much?!’                                     “Ooohhhh Yar! Mein Farter”!

Glastonbury                            They think it’s all over!                          Clearly the Euro has gone arse                   German for ‘get in the hole’

Confederations Cup              It very nearly was with the US                about face as Spain used to be                             “A Wardy”

Wimbledon (not Murray!)     2-0 up at half time vs. the Samba            a guaranteed food & drink bargain!                A woman whose boobs are sooo 

                                        Boys of Brazil! Harmony was                  Only essential fluids such as water               big & saggy, when she lays down

                                       soon restored with Brazil scoring              and Lucozade were consumed on                they rest on the floor each side of

                                        three 2^nd half goals to romp to             tour however a special mention must                  her! NB: Steve Ward is still 

                                       a 3-2 win!! Justified result given              go to Malaga Airport for charging                          having counseling!                 

                                       Brazil’s 31 shots on goal against            €7-8 for a beer! All that can be said

                                        11 by the gay ‘soccer’ boys!                    is “thieving gitanos españoles

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